7 Days

05.11.16

1

MOTHER'S DAY WWE SHOW IN RIO RANCHO

Piledrivers, sweaty dudes and chicks in leather. Love you, Mom.

2

SANTA FE LEGISLATIVE CANDIDATE LIVES IN RIO RANCHO

Face it, that city is just more attractive, what with the wrestling and the ticky-tacky houses.

3

PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION SHAPES UP AS MULTIMILLIONAIRE VS. MULTIBILLIONAIRE

Third-party Gary Johnson might also be rich and spoiled. But he's ours.

4

EX-ARIZONA GOV. JAN BREWER SAYS SHE'D BE TRUMP's Vice President

Because she is more bat-shit crazy than he is.

5

SFPS SUPER JOEL BOYD PLAYS HARD-TO-GET WITH ANOTHER SCHOOL DISTRICT

Those cowboy boots would have been a hit in Nashville, though.

6

UNM SAYS NO TO GATHERING OF NATIONS POWWOW

And the school seal is just fine, too.

7

budweiser BEER NOW NAMED "america"

It's still owned by a Belguim corporation. Don't be fooled, #drinklocal.

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