7 Days

1

MAYOR QUITS JOB

Not being mayor. His real job.

2

RANCHERS OCCUPY FEDERAL PROPERTY IN OREGON

Pobrecitos brought their 10-gallon hats, but not enough snacks.

3

STATE AUDITOR SAYS NM IS GETTING CLOSER TO BALANCING THE CHECKBOOK

Just as soon as the pizza delivery guy gets his tip.

4

LANL CONTRACT UP FOR BID

Can Meow Wolf get in on that?

5

NYE PLAZA SURPRISE IS ZIA IN LIGHTS

Officials say those of you who thought it resembled a burning cross above the Catron Building got it all wrong.

6

BORDERTOWN DEBUTS ON FOX, AND TELENOVELA KICKS OFF ON NBC

Since TV dramas are the only way you really can be sure about what's going on.

7

CUSTOMERS REPORT WATER BILLING TROUBLE, AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE NEW RECYCLING RULES

But the city sure threw one hell of a party on New Year's Eve.

Santa Fe Reporter