1
EGG SHORTAGE THREATENS HOLIDAY EGGNOG SUPPLY
Note: Vegan eggnog should still have whiskey in it.
2
THIEVES STEAL SEVEN ATVs ON THANKSGIVING
From a business within sight of the cop headquarters. No joke.
3
THE NEXT DAY, CAMERAS CATCH PLAZA JEWELRY THIEF DURING TREE LIGHTING
It was just like The Great Muppet Caper, except that the police missed the big finale.
4
HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGE OPENS SANTA FE OFFICE
After all, someone has to use up the vacant commercial space in the city.
5
RETAIL INDUSTRY REPORTS FEWER SHOPPERS HIT BLACK FRIDAY SALES
Because they were too busy buying health insurance?
6
CITY WATER BILLING UNDER FIRE
Surprise! The new, fancy Badger gadgets weren't a magic solution.
7
HISTORY SYMPOSIUM IDEA FALLS FLAT AT finance COMMITTEE meeting
Let's just wait to talk about it again until next year's Fiesta.
Santa Fe Reporter