7 Days

1

NM'S HOLLY HOLM KICKS ASS IN TITLE FIGHT

She also wins the contest for longest hair on a professional athlete.

2

JAY McCLESKEY'S GHOST COMPANIES REVEALED

Where's that dog seance dude when you really need him?

3

HERSHEY CHOCOLATE GETS RID OF ARTIFICIAL VANILLA

And kisses will no longer come in red and green due to the War on Christmas.

4

DEBT COLLECTION IS LATEST CITY PLAN TO MAKE BUDGET

The repo man is coming for your overdue library books.

5

WHOLE FOODS OPENS TAPROOM

Making beer healthy. God bless America.

6

SUSANA MARTINEZ JOINS OTHER GOP GOVERNORS TO OPPOSE REFUGEES FROM SYRIA

The feds says New Mexico wouldn't be a top destination anyway. It's too much like home.

7

MORE VIOLENCE ALL OVER THE GLOBE

This pretty much sucks and isn't funny.

Santa Fe Reporter