7 Days

1

SANTA FEANS CAMP OUT FOR KRISPY KREME OPENING

What's going to happen if we ever get an IKEA?

2

CITY COUNCILOR WANTS NEW GAS TAX

Because raising money on the backs of city residents is way easier than cutting the fat at City Hall.

3

GUITAR USED IN GRANTS 'ZOMBIE' BEATING DEATH

If we outlaw guitars only outlaws will have guitars.

4

TEENS TELL MAYOR THEY WANT TO BE INDEPENDENT

And they also want citywide Wi-Fi.

5

MOLoTOV COCKTAIL THROWN ON ALARID STREET

Someone's been watching too much TV.

6

REI TO CLOSE ON BLACK FRIDAY

CEO to shoppers: Go outside and quit buying shit you don't need.

7

WEBSITE SAYS 3 MUSKeTEERS IS MOST POPULAR CANDY IN NM

Especially since Brach's refuses to budge on renaming Indian Corn.

Santa Fe Reporter