1
UNM PROFESSOR WORKS ON OUTHOUSE PRESERVATION
We propose this as the theme for a living history museum near the Plaza.
2
BEIRUT PACKS PLAZA
Zach Condon's dreamy locks upstaged by concert promoter Jamie Lenfestey's glorious man bun.
3
LAWSUIT FILED AGAINST SANTA FE NATURAL TOBACCO
Organic, natural and still gonna kill ya.
4
GUARD SHORTAGE AT STATE PRISONS
They've all gone into teaching, where at least they get to pick out a different outfit every day.
5
MAYOR ASKS ARTISTS TO FIND SOMETHING TO DROP ON NEW YEAR'S
Since we can't steal the chile idea from Las Cruces, how 'bout a hypodermic needle?
6
LANL RUNNING OUT OF ROOM FOR WASTE
There's lots of vacant space over in the REI building. And on Mars.
7
NEW LOTTERY RULES REDUCE CHANCE OF WINNING
Might as well just give your money to Hillary.
Santa Fe Reporter