7 Days

10.07.15

1

UNM PROFESSOR WORKS ON OUTHOUSE PRESERVATION

We propose this as the theme for a living history museum near the Plaza.

2

BEIRUT PACKS PLAZA

Zach Condon's dreamy locks upstaged by concert promoter Jamie Lenfestey's glorious man bun.

3

LAWSUIT FILED AGAINST SANTA FE NATURAL TOBACCO

Organic, natural and still gonna kill ya.

4

GUARD SHORTAGE AT STATE PRISONS

They've all gone into teaching, where at least they get to pick out a different outfit every day.

5

MAYOR ASKS ARTISTS TO FIND SOMETHING TO DROP ON NEW YEAR'S

Since we can't steal the chile idea from Las Cruces, how 'bout a hypodermic needle?

6

LANL RUNNING OUT OF ROOM FOR WASTE

There's lots of vacant space over in the REI building. And on Mars.

7

NEW LOTTERY RULES REDUCE CHANCE OF WINNING

Might as well just give your money to Hillary.

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