1
TEN THOUSAND WAVES NIXES NUDITY IN PUBLIC TUBS
Time to find a new place to get your soggy ball fix.
2
TEXAS TEEN ARRESTED OVER HOMEMADE CLOCK
State plans to return to the sundial. Because, terrorism.
3
SF RAILYARD MARKET STATION DEVELOPERS FILE FOR BANKRUPTCY
Empty storefronts for years. Broken bowling alley dreams. Nobody saw that coming.
4
CITY COPS SEEK ROBBER FROM ALLSUP'S, LONG JOHN SILVER'S AND BURRITO SPOT
They're looking for a guy with high cholesterol and a bunch of napkins in his glove box.
5
NURSES AT CVS CAN TREAT MINOR AILMENTS
So if you fall down at Wine and Chile, they've got you covered.
6
GOVERNOR SAYS SHE'LL SKYDIVE AGAIN
PR folks are working on a tandem dive with the pope.
7
ABQ VOTES TO DECRIMINALIZE POT
With mayor's threatened veto, it likely amounts to just smoke and mirrors.
Santa Fe Reporter