7 Days

1

LA FONDA AND ST. JOHN'S ADDED TO HISTORIC LIST

Chicago Dog and Super 8 rejected because they have too many colors of paint.

2

JACKALOPE AND SANBUSCO HAVE NEW OWNERS

Turns out foreclosure isn't so bad after all.

3

INQUIRY BEGINS ON SAINTHOOD FOR TERRITORIAL NUN

Keep an eye out for Sister Blandina Segale to perform miracles, such as helping you find a good parking spot for Zozobra.

4

SECRETARY OF STATE CHARGED WITH CAMPAIGN FRAUD

Casino ATMs: Best idea ever.

5

NM LOTTERY SALES SPIKE

And casino revenues might uptick too.

6

PNM RENEWS RATE REQUEST

And all the people shouted, "Burn him! Burn him!"

7

AL HURRICANE GOES ON FAREWELL TOUR

No one will ever rock the mustache quite like you did, Mr. Godfather.

Santa Fe Reporter