7 Days

1

US EMBASSY OPENS IN CUBA

We're excited about the new binational lowrider networking program.

2

GAME COMMISSION WANTS TO ALLOW MORE COUGAR KILLS AND WON'T GIVE INTERVIEWS

Shoot 'em all and let the polls sort 'em out.

3

STATE AUDITS MORE TAXPAYERS

Same philosophy as above.

4

STRONG EL NIñO PREDICTED TO BRING WET FALL

Let's pray that the little one also brings good jobs and low gas prices.

5

RESEARCH SHOWS EARLY MAN ATE CARBS

Take that, paleo diet!

6

SFPS TO GET NEW DROPOUT COACHES

Wouldn't it be better to call them "Stay Put" coaches?

7

GOVERNOR WANTS TO ALLOW CITIES TO IMPOSE TEEN CURFEWS

Because telling teenagers No totally works.

Santa Fe Reporter