7 Days

1

DONALD TRUMP PIñATA IS A BIG HIT ON PLAZA

When they broke the head open, nothing came out.

2

NORTH AMERICAN VEXILLOLOGICAL ASSOCIATION SAYS NM FLAG IS BEST

Take that, Stars and Bars.

3

MAYOR ANNOUNCES HE'S FLIP-FLOPPING ON A SENIORS PROJECT

That makes the score NIMBYs 2, Progress 0.

4

ALS ASSOCIATION WANTS TO BRING BACK THE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE

Move over, Hitchbot.

5

CHAVEZ CENTER POOL TO CLOSE FOR SIX WEEKS

With temps still in the 90s, city suggests ice bucket challenge.

6

BANANA PEEL THROWER HEADING TO TRIAL

Jury selection in September to focus on potential jurors who aren't prejudiced against any fruit, vegetable or Muppet.

7

LOCAL COUPLE CREATES GREEN CHILE CATSUP

OK, except this. Potential jurors can totally think this nutty.

Santa Fe Reporter