1
NEW RABIES STRAIN POPS UP IN NM
Your move, bubonic plague.
2
District Attorney DROPS CHILD ABUSE CHARGES OVER BOOK THROWING
Now how about that banana?
3
RAILYARD BOWLING ALLEY STILL PROMISES OPENING SOON
Insert your own "Land of Mañana" punchline here.
4
FUEGO FINISH FIRST WEEK UNDEFEATED
Upcoming series against Garden City Wind will be elemental.
5
HIKERS FIND INERT BOMB ON ROWE MESA AND DRIVE IT INTO THE CITY
Police warn other hikers not to touch stray bombs.
6
LOS ANGELES ADOPTS $15 MINIMUM WAGE
And just like that, Santa Fe is way behind the times again.
7
BIZ LEADERS SUPPORT PNM COAL PLAN
So what if your lungs are black, as long as the money's green?
Santa Fe Reporter