1
ELDORADO CHICKEN FIGHTER GOES AFTER SOLAR PANELS
Howling coyotes and bird feeders are next on the hit list.
2
POLICE RECOVER STOLEN GOODS IN CAR
Unclaimed property should help close the city budget gap.
3
GOVERNOR NAMES REPLACEMENT FOR GRIEGO SENATE SEAT
Law enforcement is too busy working on the banana peel incident to get to the corruption case.
4
BLOOD MOON ECLIPSE HAPPENS AS PREDICTED
Even partisan gridlock can't touch the laws of the universe.
5
COPS SAY THEY DIDN'T HAVE RIGHT PAPERS FOR POT DECRIM
When in doubt, we say go old school with the Zig-Zags.
6
LIVING RIVER FLOWS BEGIN
But the log flume ride won't start for a few more weeks.
7
SO-CALLED 'REVENGE PORN' BILL BECOMES LAW
It has something to do with compromising positions and email.
Santa Fe Reporter