1
SF PLAN TO BAN MINIS GAINS TRACTION
Council to drivers: Just buy a bigger bottle, chug it and throw it out the window.
2
LOS LUNAS WOMAN HOLDS WORLD RECORD ON SLINKYS
Meanwhile, a local man is going for the record on a collection of minis before they're banned.
3
BIKERS RALLY AGAINST HELMET LAW
Let's just do this Darwin's way.
4
SFR LIVE-TWEETS THE OSCARS
Reading the feed turns out to be more fun that actually watching the show.
5
MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL WORKS TO SPEED UP GAMES
We wish the state Legislature would do the same thing for lawmaking.
6
NEW MEXISTAN REPLACES TAMALEWOOD AS STATE NICKNAME
Both beat the entrapment moniker. We'll give them that.
7
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS WALK OUT OVER STANDARDIZED TESTS
District's backup plan calls for substitution of Candy Crush scores to gauge success.
Santa Fe Reporter