"Sometimes, people don't understand, and are puzzled when they end up in jail."
—Overheard at Santa Fe Magistrate Court

Big dog intimidates little dog:
Owner: "Stand down! I don't even have a frickin' tortilla big enough for that!"
—Overheard on the Plaza

"You hit me with a spoon, like, 40 times."
—Overheard at Desert Academy

"Star Trek? What is that?"
—Overheard at CCA Cinematheque