1
Report shows wrong-way drivers on New Mexico highways are usually drunk.
That’s a relief. We were worried they were dyslexic.

2
Gov. Bill Richardson vetoes food tax.
Before buying everyone a round of donuts.

3
Santa Fe commemorates founding of the city with an event on the Plaza.
Congrats everyone—now get off the grass.

4
New Mexico student scores in reading comprehension trail other states.
Which shouldn’t stop those students from growing up to be…politicians.

5
City proposal would put cops in charge of enforcing zoning violations.
And land-use planners would investigate murders!

6
One month in, New Mexico lagging in mail response to census.
But if you factor in our mail service, we’re actually No. 1!

7
Heavy snow this winter should make for a wet summer.
Summer? What’s that?