"What good is a water fountain in the park, especially an all-fancy-pants one, if it doesn't work?!"
—An obviously disgruntled 8-year-old tourista regarding the fancy water fountain on the Plaza

"We're the only teenagers she sees because she works when they're in school."
"That might not be true considering the dropout rate."
"Yeah, 'cause teenagers are never in school."

—Two teenagers in Starbucks on Zafarano Drive

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