"He said the movie was more geared toward kids. Well, no fucking shit! It's Alice in Wonderland."
—Middle-aged woman to companion at Second Street Brewery


Mother to little boy, while trying to fit him with glasses:
"Get used to it! Women are going to boss you around your entire life!"
—Overheard at Acoma Optical

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