Man wandering around with a shovel: "I lost my dog poop."
Nearby woman: "There is plenty here to replace it."
—Overheard at the dog park

"I had fun tonight but couldn't dance to 'Dancing Queen' because of all the dancing queens."
—Overheard at Trash Disco at SilverStarlight Lounge

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