"Next week I'm gonna start hustling. I'm tired of panhandling."
­—Overheard at Walgreens on St. Francis Drive

"I peed in the bushes! I peed in the bushes! I peed in the bushes!"
—Jubilant and proud 7-year-old boy at a playground, after discovering the joy and liberation of urinating outdoors
 
"I'm 72. He's 66. I feel like such a cougar!"
—Woman at counter at Video Library

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