"She has problems with her butt and can't walk at all."
—Overheard at the Lensic Performing Arts Center

"My son, f***in' all he does is drink milk!"
—Overheard outside of Java Joe's near DeVargas Center

One tipsy woman to another: "Do you have to be sober to bring [AA] meetings into the prison?"
—Overheard at the Canyon Road Blues Jam at El Farol

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