If you've never been to

on Cerrillos, the wildlife (wilddeath? wildimmortal?) alone is worth it.

They also have free coffee. Zing!

There's a friendly smiling moose...

And a mean hyena to discourage shoplifting. Or the occasional warthog.

There were some smokin' deals on the tool rack...

But my favorite was the Alaskan timber wolf. "Grr! Oh wait, I have no bones."