1

Gov. Bill Richardson “pardons” two prison guard dogs and allows their handlers to adopt them.
His administration really is going to the dogs.

2

Few drunk driving incidents reported on New Year's Eve.
New DWI legislation will propose making every day New Year's Eve.

3

New Mexico pecan crop behind schedule.
As a result, a piñon coup d'état is underway, but don't write off the walnuts just yet.

4

State will now require people selling food made in their homes to have permits, a new provision.
Feel free to gag retroactively

5

Santa Fe plans to start red-light cameras in February.
Happy Valentine's Day.

6

State may need to cut salaries and raise taxes.
And happy New Year.

7
New Mexico’s float entry wins Grand Marshal’s Trophy in the Tournament of Roses Parade.
Does that mean we can sell it to raise money for public schools?