"I talk in random accents all the time."
—20ish girl to her male friend at the south-side Borders

Guy 1: "What kind of animal is a ham anyway?"
Guy 2: "It's a pork, dude."
—Overheard at the Albertsons on Zafarano Drive

"Get the hell outta the way…I'm trying to take a picture of the oldest church in the world!"
—Overheard in front of the San Miguel Mission church on Old Santa Fe Trail
 
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