Clerk: "Who is that hunky guy that was all sexy in the '70s and is old now?"

Customer 1:

“You mean Robert Redford?”

Customer 2:

“That guy looks like my scrotum if it were tanned.” 

—Overheard in Whole Foods Market

"He said he would pay me back the $600 bucks he owed me, so I'm buying a set of fire poi and a bus ticket out of here." 

—One young man to another outside of the Santa Fe Public Library

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