"I've outlived all my ex-wives."
—Overheard at 315 restaurant

One middle-aged woman to her two friends: "I'm in the mood to look at some Pollacks."
—Overheard at The William & Joseph Gallery on Canyon Road

"You and I don't have to agree about that guy peeing in our spring."
—One man to another at el Santuario de Chimayo

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