"What kind of band is this?"
"A KISS cover band."
"What kind of music do they play?"
"KISS songs."

—Overheard at Corazón, during the Love Gun performance

"Tattoos are NOT cool!"
"They are to ME!"

 —Defiant towheaded 3-year-old to Mom outside Eldorado Supermarket

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