"You need to grow some ninja skills, dude."
—heard from a group of teenagers

"New Mexico is called the Land of Enchantment; it's also the Land of Entrapment, especially Santa Fe. We keep coming back."
—One New Yorker to another at SITE Santa Fe

"Hey—I'm sorry that I kissed you at the Pumpkin Fest, but I had to get you off of my bucket list!"
—said to bartender at Cowgirl

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