"What time do the balloons come down?"
—Two ladies at Albuquerque Balloonfest being shuttled in golf cart to driver:

"This unicorn smells like balsamic vinegar."
—A college student at the Santa Fe Baking Company working on art

"Oh my god I was so hungover this morning I was still drunk when I went to yoga"
—One wait staff member to another at Coyote Cantina

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