"That's why I hired her because, at noon, she goes to the pool in her bikini!"
—Older gentleman to his friend as they rode bikes down a hill

"I really like men!…And they are not ALWAYS wrong!"
—Overheard at Harry's Roadhouse

"He's OK when he's drunk; it's the rest of the time that I don't like him."
—Woman talking to other woman on their way into Cowgirl pool room

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