Elderly lady and disabled elderly man leaning on a shopping cart buying a MASSIVE amount of liquor in Walgreens on Friday evening:
Man: "I don't understand. How do I buy this? Where's the line?"
Woman: "Just stand behind the devil worshipper gentleman in front of you."

Guy one to guy two while guy two's female companion was in the restroom:
"Dude, your girlfrIend's purse is cool. Is it from Mesopotamia or something like that?"
—Overheard at Coyote Cantina

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