First lady to second lady: "Tell your kids to take back the iPhone and give you a car."
—Overheard at Santa Fe Baking Company

"Wanna buy some heroin?"
—Weird guy driving by on Central Avenue in Albuquerque

"If we go to the bathroom together, the line will be shorter."
—One woman to another, in line for the bathroom at Corazón

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