Woman: "Shoo…go away."
    Man: "This is a dog park."
    Woman: "I know, but I don't want to interact with them."
—Overheard at the dog park.

"I had a migraine colonic this morning."
—Woman speaking at the Marble Brewery.

"Well, there goes her college fund!"
—Woman to man as they pay for medical treatment for their mini-poodle at the Santa Fe Animal Emergency Clinic.

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