1
Group says people pretending to be drunk are having a harder time buying alcohol.
Now we just need people who actually are drunk to have trouble buying it.

2
City considers putting some employees on furlough.
On the bright side, maybe they can take classes at the College of Santa Fe while they’re out of work.

3
State Supreme Court denies appeal of cockfighting ban.
There’s something to crow about.

4
Lawyers for accused DWI hit-and-run driver Carlos Fierro want evidence suppressed in the case.
Since evidence tends to help prove that people are guilty.

5
Planners say Santa Fe County will have approximately 50,000 more people by 2030.
Good thing there will be another Walmart by then.

6
Santa Fe County schedules public meeting July 22 to discuss CHRISTUS St. Vincent Regional Medical Center.
Prepare for bellyaching.

7
Police arrest downtown juggler.
They’ve also got an APB out on a mime