Two truck drivers at a stoplight near DeVargas Center:
Lady in first truck: "You better tell your neighbors to stop throwing their garbage in my mom's yard."
Guy in truck next to her: "Oh yeah?"
Lady: "Yah! They're throwing TAMPONS!!!"

"I really hate it when my feet don't touch the floor!"
—Short, older woman sitting in a doctor's office waiting room to a tall, younger friend.

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