"Isn't this a fabulous place?! If you ever get a girlfriend, you can bring her here."
—Overheard at the new Milagro 139 restaurant.
"How many earrings can you buy in one day?"
—Female, possible tourist, to friend under portal.
"I give it my three-suck rating, which is kind of average."
—One guy to another coming out of a Saturday night showing of Terminator: Salvation.
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