Since I spend most of my time at home, I float around on the internet when I'm supposed to be doing other things. Things like washing the dishes or doing laundry or whatever. In my lookings-around, I've come across some pretty awesome websites, and I want to share them with you, dear readers.

http://www.buddyhead.com/section/gossip-home/

Buddyhead is a record label/store/website run by some awesome awesome dudes who crack me up on a regular basis. The gossip section of their site has me rolling around on the floor every time i read it. Check it out. They also put out amazing bands, review albums and art, and have pretty cool shirts.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Oh. My. God. You will not believe how awesome this site is. Clearly, it's run by nerds, but those are my people, so I'm into it. This site is all about trash talking super douchey dudes. They invite the readers to send in photos, so I'm sure you could get in on that, dear readers. Here are some examples of what I'm talking about...

These are the kinds of guys that you see walking down the street right after the bars get out, and you wonder to what frat-boy rape den it is that they're heading to. Well...maybe not so much in Santa Fe, but you know what I mean. Yikes, right? I guess that this also fuels Dave Maass's theory that sfreeper.com is gonna have a lot more male nipple action.

If you think this guy right here is bad, check out this next pic I pulled from the site. It's terrifying, really. It makes me feel gross. Perhaps these are nice people, and I know you're not supposed to judge a book by its cover, but these are the kind of dudes who drove by our kickball matches a few summers ago screaming obscenities at us just cause we came out to play some kickball! P.S. Kickball and 4-Square Matches start soon...

This guy's gone beyond the normal BS of a soul patch and turned it into something so much more. It goes so far down his face! I love his Bloods bandana, too. I would love to see how much he was down with Bloods when they are buck-fiftying him. Not sure what the buck fifty is? Google it. And be scared.

Now, I don't want to scare any of you away...and I realize that these photos so far have been terrifying, but it's nothing compared to the final site I will tell you about today.

You know those girl-pants wearing, gauged ears, fixed gear bike, "I love classic country suddenly, even though I ragged on it for years, but Johnny Cash died, and I can smell a bandwagon from a mile off", small billed hat, messnger bag, Morrissey loving people that we call hipsters? Yeah...I do too. My buddy Matt showed me this AMAZING site:

http://lookatthisfuckinghipster.tumblr.com

Sure, that kind of looks like my friend Ryan, but still. The site is hysterical. I always look at these people and wonder to myself how they are going to feel in 30 years when they see a photos of themselves. I'm pretty sure the only people who can take hipsters seriously are hipsters. Whatever happened to liking things because they were good, and not because of the irony? Whatever happened to wearing pants that were a proper cut? And who the hell has the time(except for me since I'm always doing nothing)to dress up like this all the time?

I also wonder who would pay money to have their hair cut like this guy to the right. Although, I guess he probably gets his girlfriend to do it while they listen to The Cure and act like they invented music.

Hopefully, this has been informative, and hopefully I'm not stepping on any toes. I think it's really important for everyone to come together and laugh at people who think they're too cool for school. Or at least laugh at people who think that Good Charlotte is a good band, and tell you about this "cool new movie that you might not know...it's called Evil Dead 2."