The city’s police chief, deputy chief and four top Fire Department managers announce they’re retiring.
City burglars and arsonists announce they’re throwing a party.

Homeowners should save money when buying a home under new title insurance law.
Assuming anyone ever buys a home again.

Miss New Mexico USA arrested for DWI.
As part of the talent competition?

New law requires the city to share revenue from red-light camera fines with the state.
Good thing it wasn’t about the money.

FBI investigating Los Alamos National Laboratory employee who tried to steal radioactive gold from the lab.
You can get a lot of money right now for radioactive gold.

LANL employees will have to drink lab’s tap water after lab cancels contract for bottled water.
Sometimes it’s better to stay thirsty.

Legislators failed to allocate money to maintain voting machines.
Now that all the important elections are over.