"Who would have ever thought I'd be healing myself with invisible lasers, massage therapy and chocolate?!"
—Overheard at Human Performance Center.

"I couldn't sleep well at all last night. I had this blow-up mattress and I woke up every hour and blew it up."
—Woman walking downtown.

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