"That's why people bang their heads against the wall—it feels good."
—Overheard while walking near the Plaza.

First woman: "He said he didn't call because he got really drunk."
Second woman: "Was he out drinking for Fat Tuesday?"
First woman: "No, every day is Fat Tuesday for him."

—Overheard in line at Target.

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