"He gives new definition to the word 'jerk.'"
—In Aztec Café, during a group-laugh about impeached Gov. Blagojevich.
"All right, so I was fucked-up, but I wasn't 'fucked-up' fucked-up.
—Young Latino boy to girlfriend while walking down sidewalk.
"But I haven't had a speeding ticket in like forever. I haven't even been pulled over for like at least a month."
—Young man encountering difficulties at the MVD.
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