This week's Eyedropper comes from this selfsame paper. And believe us, we were as confused as you should be by the Buffalo Thunder advertisement inside SFR's April 6-12 cover: It offers guests a chance to play a child's game…for a prize…against a chicken!?---

 
Yup, that's right: Every day between April 9 and May 6, you can exercise your wit at tic-tac-toe…at a child's game…for a prize…against a chicken. The only way this could be easier would be if the chicken were dead. Sold.