In the spirit of the upcoming cover story, a choose-your-own-adventure bar guide, we have another adventure. For this week's Eyedropper, let's make some guesses as to whom or what these signs are addressing.---

Hmmm. What is free? Who are the "us" that need taking home.

a) kittens

b) the trash can (there used to be two)

c) the two Texan tourists behind the trash can

Whatever it is, take one of them homeā€¦for free!

What exactly do "respectable neighbors" not do in their neighbors' yards?

a) spray pesticide

b) shoot plants

c) run a puppy mill

Thanks to John Grisak for the second image.