Everyone has a secret for getting in shape. For many, it involves putting in grueling hours at the Genoveva Chavez Community Center. For those of you who've tired of working out, you can simply call the number on this sign directly outside the G3C.---

No more weight training or track running, just call 205-5391 for the Dieta Magica! Presumably the Dieta Magica involves surgery…and/or fraud.

Let's hope the humor of this sign's placement—below a stop sign and a no left turn sign, and outside of a gym where people are ostensibly using everything but magic—was not lost on the person who put it there.