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This week:

Clothing with machismo slogans is overrated

. So is whatever logic attempts the opposite of machismo by wearing

pink Polos

. (No one cares and it wasn't even subversive anyway.) The dude in this week's Eyedropper is probably the only person who effectively pulls off a machismo shirt while simultaneously undercutting that machismo—

and without being lame


The shirt reads: "


Which is only impressive because it's super-hard to turn your head into a

bunch of sunflowers

and come out unharmed.

Thanks to Laura for this image from the