Man, I could really use some help with my crappy front yard. I managed to clean all of the sundry trash from it, but now it just looks like a bunch of dirt. And with the June wind, I keep getting flashbacks of Desert Storm. Perhaps I'll hire anyone but

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You know, unless if I'm down with paying money for absolutely nothing. Come on, McCumber, this is not good advertising. At the very least, try some astroturf or green spray paint.

Thanks to Matt Lynch for the image.

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