Here we have the winner of the neverforementioned car of the week contest, and it wins on a number of counts. This car doesn't need to have sundry New Age bumper stickers or be a Smart Car to get attention. And this boat's lack of glamor, with its large side dent, mundane color and missing door handle

, would make it totally unremarkableā€”unless you're a cop. That is until you see the fete of crazy and colorful animal stencils that make this car a day-making car. The winner of the neverforementioned stencil contest goes to the second stencil from the left, wherein a big cat is about to hastily devour a confused flamingo. Good job, car. May you go another 300,000 miles.