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OK, so Eyedropper is normally a Monday-morning specialty but, in light of the transpiring holiday, Tuesday gets the Eyedropper treatment. Thanks to leprechaun aficionado Charlotte Jusinski for spotting this hoodlum.

Covered in filth after a long night on the town, this Irish émigré was spotted on Cerrillos Road, still/already drunk at 9 am this morning. Fortunately, the interlock in his motorized scooter from Able 2 Scoot would not allow him to drive. He was forced to sleep off his drunken stupor as he was heckled by commuting passersby.

Happy St. Patrick's Day. Remember, don't drink and drive.