"Come on guys, let's flick these onions off the roof."

"No … I don't have the energy right now."

—Overheard at Bar Alto

"I can't imagine having sex with either one of them. He looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy. That's just gross."

—Overheard at La Fiesta Lounge

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