Little Girl: "... and then he cussed at me."
Mother:
"He cussed at you? What a prick!"

—Overheard at Target

Man: "We can't elect Jesus Christ, he's not an American citizen."
Woman:
"I don't think he'd get that many votes."

—Overheard at Harry's Roadhouse

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