Little Girl: "... and then he cussed at me."
Mother: "He cussed at you? What a prick!"
—Overheard at Target
Man: "We can't elect Jesus Christ, he's not an American citizen."
Woman: "I don't think he'd get that many votes."
—Overheard at Harry's Roadhouse
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