“I’ll rub your lower back with my elbows and you’ll poop like you’ve never pooped before.”

—Overheard at a Santa Fe Trails bus stop

“Can you imagine Eckhart Tolle in a paroxysm of orgasm, right above you?”

—Overheard at Trader Joe’s

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